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Todays thought "A man lived by the side of the road and
sold hamburgers. He was hard of hearing so he had no radio.
He had trouble with his eyes so he watched no television and
read no newspaper, but he sold good hamburgers. He did however,
advertise in the local newspaper telling people how good they
were. He stood by the side of the road and cried, "Buy
a hamburger mister?" and people bought. He increased his
meat and roll orders and bought a bigger stove to take care
of his trade. His son came home from college to help him and
then something happened.
His son said, "Father, haven't you been listening to what people are saying? If money stays tight, we are bound to have bad business. There may be a big recession coming on, you had better prepare for poor trade. Whereupon this man thought, "Well, my son has been to college. He listens to the radio, watches television and reads the newspaper and he ought to know". So, he cut down on his meat and roll orders. He cut out his advertising and no longer bothered to stand by the road to sell hamburgers, and his sales fell almost over night. "You're right son", the father said to the boy. "We are certainly headed for a recession". RECEIVE OUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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Let's be absolutely honest. Everybody loves individuals that make them laugh. We instantly warm to their positivity. They make us SMILE. They make us FEEL GOOD. They give us those uncontrollable belly chuckles we hope NEVER end. It's a fantastic feeling. These individuals become the LEGENDS that everyone wants to know. Maybe you know someone like that in your social circle right now? Well, let me ask a question... What if that was YOU? Can you IMAGINE yourself literally making your friends CRY with LAUGHTER? Imagine them uncontrollably laughing, clutching their stomachs, tears streaming down their face, revelling in your fantastic humor. They completely LOVE you. Can you IMAGINE being SO quick witted, NO-ONE ELSE can keep up with you? Each line just flows STRAIGHT out of your mouth, time after time – the funniest, wittiest banter you've ever heard. And your friends are LOVING IT, howling at your comedy. You look super intelligent. Your friends admire you. You become the funny quick man that everybody wants to know. IMAGINE THAT. How would that FEEL? Well, I'm here to tell you... This really CAN be you! It may seem creative, but humor is actually very logical. If you memorize a FEW SIMPLE RULES, you can master the sort of WITTY HUMOR that EVERYONE admires. There's a surprisingly simple formula you need to use. And I want to share that SECRET FORMULA with YOU. |
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“Here's How One SHY STUDENT Turned Into a Comedy Genius! Follow THESE SIMPLE RULES to TURBO-CHARGE your WIT!” I'm Max Matterson and I've worked in the world of comedy for the past 20 years. I've been a headlining stand-up comedian in Los Angeles, and taught comedy to writers across the globe. I've even mentored TWO of the hilarious late night TV hosts currently appearing on the big networks. I'm the co-author of “Comedy Writing Secrets” and have had eleven comedy productions commissioned by the BBC (UK). In fact, one student of mine recently said this about me ... “Max is one of the most quick witted men I have ever met. His style, his timing, his presentation are all immaculate. If you EVER get the chance to train with this guy, drop everything and do it. Meeting Max was a life-changing experience for me – and it can be for you too!” That was Patrick Price, known on the circuit as “PP” and winner of this year's LACC “Best Stand-Up Comedian” award. But I don't say this to impress you. I'm saying it to impress UPON YOU that I know how to deliver comedy. And YOU'RE my next student! Now let me tell you something... “PP” is one funny guy. He's actually comedy GOLD. He can walk straight into ANY bar in ANY town and have a crowd of people hanging onto his every word within FIVE MINUTES. When I see him in action today, I'll be honest – I'm PROUD. But he wasn't always like that! No way. When PP joined one of my private classes in Los Angeles a few years ago, things didn't seem too hopeful. He was shy. He stumbled when telling even the most basic joke. He didn't understand wit, or banter, and had absolutely NO socializing skills. However, by following a few SIMPLE STEPS, I showed PP how to BECOME FUNNY. So, what are those steps? And why am I bothering to teach them? |
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FRIENDS & Impress Everyone? You know, I started teaching completely by accident. It happened over ten years ago, when I was doing a little coaching with a few comedians back in my stand-up days. And suddenly one of the “wise guys” came up to me. “Max, why'd ya bother helping these guys? Someone is either funny or they ain't!” cracked the Brooklyn accent. “There's NO WAY you can MAKE someone funny!” My comeback was instant: “Are you KIDDING? Of COURSE you can make someone funny!” I replied. “We're all secretly hilarious. We just don't realize it yet!” And for once, I wasn't joking! Since that time, I've helped over 8,000 students across the globe become funny. I've taught private classes in LA. I've taught witty social networking skills in Hawaii. I've travelled the globe showing people HOW TO BE FUNNY! And my students weren't all stand-up comedians. In fact, comedians were a MINORITY! Most individuals attending my classes were successful business people, and younger men and women looking to improve their social skills. They wanted to develop a classy wit to help them in life. Does that sound like you? And are YOU interested in being able to do
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The people in this world have already taught you a LOT about comedy. They told you that BEING FUNNY is a GIFT. They've told you that BEING WITTY is TOUGH and requires super-intelligence. They told you that you're NOT FUNNY. And you know what? THEY LIED!! Like almost everything else in life, humor is simply a SYSTEM. Simply follow the system step-by-step – and you'll have EVERYONE laughing at your quick wit. It's EASY. That's why I've spent the past year writing my ultimate course to developing your wit in absolute RECORD time. It's called, simply, “How
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SECRETS from Max Matterson! So, are YOU ready to turbo-charge your humor - and have EVERYONE craving your attention? Discovering my “How to Be Funny” course is just like attending one of my action-packed week-long seminars. You'll discover EXACTLY how to tune into your inner-comedian – and follow my simple step-by-step plan for reeling off witticisms that will leave EVERYONE crying with laughter! You'll discover how to ADAPT your humor to EXACTLY fit the situation – and how to make EVEN THE MOST BORING of individuals crease up in amusement! It's NOT difficult. It's a SIMPLE SYSTEM. And it WILL work for you!
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Even if you're already a pretty funny guy or girl, you could take it ALL to the next level – when you discover the COMEDY SECRETS nobody else has ever shared with you. I can see you in a wine bar. Surrounded by crowds of girls and guys, all standing around, crying with laughter. They love you. They respect you. They WORSHIP your HUMOR. You've become Number One, because you're QUICK WITTED. That's what this course will give you. All you have to do is let me teach you the secrets. |
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No kidding. You'll receive the ENTIRE “How to Be Funny” course, PLUS these THREE free bonuses, when you decide to purchase the entire course TODAY. So, how MUCH will it cost you to discover this SECRET SYSTEM of developing your humor – and becoming the QUICK WITTED person EVERYBODY wants to know? Our official retail price is $59.95. HOWEVER, if you decide to purchase BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, you'll receive EVERYTHING FOR JUST $NZ49.95 aprox $US29.95!!!! That's LESS than the cost of a decent lunch for two. But ONLY if you decide to purchase BEFORE midnight Wednesday, October 22nd 2008! Interested? Click the button BELOW to purchase TODAY! |
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Georges
Lakhovsky
In 1925, Georges Lakhovsky published a paper with the explicit title
of “Curing
Cancer with Ultra Radio Frequencies” in Radio News.
His expressed
philosophy was
that “the amplitude of cell oscillations must reach a certain
value, in order that the
organism be strong enough to repulse the destructive vibrations from
certain microbes.” He goes on to say, “The remedy in my
opinion, is not to kill the microbes in contact with the healthy cells
but to reinforce the oscillations of the cell either directly by reinforcing
the radio activity of the blood or in producing on the cells a direct
action by means of the proper rays.” Lakhovsky’s Radio-Cellulo-Oscillator
(RCO) produced low frequency ELF all the way through gigahertz radiowaves
with lots of “extremely short harmonics.” He
favored such a wide bandwidth device so that, “The cells
with very weak vibrations, when placed in the field of multiple vibrations,
finds its own frequency and starts again to oscillate normally through
the phenomenon of resonance.” As a result, Lakhovsky’s
RCO is now more often called MWO (multiple wave oscillator) for these
reasons. The MWO uses a Tesla coil and special antenna with concentric
rings that induce multiple sparks between them
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